You might ask, why would I be jealous? Sure, I can form a complete sentence. I don't use the word "Bible" excessively and out of context, and I am NOT snobby in the slightest. My IQ? Well, let's just say I was in Gifted and Talented classes all throughout my educational career. So why would I be insanely jealous of the Kardashian clan? Well, aside from the fact that these gals have seemingly alien DNA that makes them virtually flawless at all times, even first thing in the morning or while having a complete hissy-fit meltdown, I am jealous of the booty. Yep. They all have junk in the trunk. These gals have butts that would make Sir Mix-A-Lot himself scream "Baby's got back". They are beautiful and absolutely booty-licious.
You see, I have no ass. At all. None. Nada. Zilch. My butt is tiny and has no roundness to it whatsoever. I think that nature played a cruel joke on me and put what should have gone to my derriere into my boobs. I am 5'4", 130lbs, and I am a D cup. Yes, I am blessed with boobage, and for this I am grateful. I just wish I had a booty to balance it out and give me those centerfold-like curves that could stop traffic. Alas, that wasn't the case. Unless I want to get major plastic surgery, I had to simply accept the fact that I would never be able to properly fill out a pair of jeans.
That is until I discovered Bubbles Bodywear. This line of amazing shapewear is the answer to booty-less women's prayers! They offer a huge selection of shapewear specifically designed to put some junk in an otherwise empty trunk. What does that mean for ME? Instant, natural looking curves! Bubbles Bodywear has a ton of different styles of padded panties available, ranging from light enhancement to downright booty-licious bubble butts! They come in several colors and styles, and there is even a line of padded swimwear! (I am going to HAVE to purchase one of their swimsuits before summer arrives!)
On top of booty-enhancing garments, Bubbles also offers a terrific line of apparel, bras, and even a special line for men whose bums are a bit lacking. (My ex-husband could seriously benefit from this!) I especially love their MinMax Cleavage Enhancer Bra! Hey, after 3 kids, my boobs are in decent shape. They don't sag to my waist by any means. But I could still use a little lift now and then, especially when wearing a skimpy little dress on date night! Hey, sometimes we need to flaunt our assets and remind our men that we're more than just the mother of their children...We're still the same foxy ladies they fell in love with before we had babies!
The awesome folks at Bubbles Bodywear sent me some of their Caboost padded panties to review. These padded panties offer maximum enhancement, built-in molded pads and a midrise waistline. Providing moderate tummy control and a big boost to your backside, these underwear add shape and size in a traditional panty style. The midrise style offers about 2 inches of boost, one of the thickest padded undies you'll find on the market today.
I am also impressed by the accurate sizing. I ordered a medium, and they fit perfectly. Well, there was a slight gap between my actual butt and the padding, but like I said, I have absolutely no butt to speak of in the first place. Another thing I love is that the padding doesn't feel stiff or plasticine. I put my Caboost panties on and when my husband got home, he grabbed my butt and said it felt real. Score for Bubbles Bodywear!!
And the difference it makes in overall curves? Well, let's let the pictures speak for themselves, shall we?
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***Disclosure: I received complimentary product to facilitate my review. No other compensation was provided. All opinions are 100% honest and have not been influenced in any way.***