WARNING: Mom, look away...Do not read on! If you do, you might have to hear about your daughter's "adult relations". Yep, that's right everyone! It's time for another EdenFantasys post! So as always, while my post will remain PG, PG-13 at the most, the links within this post should not be clicked when you're covered in children...or at work...or at church...Or anywhere else where you may offend someone or embarrass yourself! The links within this post are intended for adults 18+ ONLY!
Okay...So while having babies 12 months apart has definitely been entertaining as well as incredibly rewarding, it has also been exhausting, stressful, and the Jack Kevorkian of romance. That's right. I said it. Children can really kill a sex life! Sure, the desire may be there, but with diapers to change, bottles to feed, imaginations to nurture, and a home to take care of, by the end of the day, parents can be ready to pass out as soon as their weary heads hit the pillow. This happens ALL of the time in my house. Usually, it's my husband playing the role of Rip Van Winkle. He actually starts falling asleep while sitting up...On the couch...Sometimes during mid-sentence! Poor guy! He works so hard to take care of our family he gets totally drained some days.
Yes, my husband has turned into a Zombie.Unfortunately for me, this means I ain't gettin' no lovin' recently. So I have been brainstorming on ways to kick the heat up a notch in my relationship. After all, men seem to respond well to little changes of pace in the bedroom, so I am all for getting a little creative!
So naturally, I turned to EdenFantasys to find the perfect solution for my boudior boredom. EdenFantasys carries a huge selection of romance-enhancing products sure to bring some spice back into the bedroom. From mild and vanilla to totally wild, EdenFantasys has something sure to tickle everyone's fancy.
So while browsing the adult shop online, I got to work and came up with a plan. We'll call it Operation Nookie!
Here it is:
Yes, my husband has turned into a Zombie.Unfortunately for me, this means I ain't gettin' no lovin' recently. So I have been brainstorming on ways to kick the heat up a notch in my relationship. After all, men seem to respond well to little changes of pace in the bedroom, so I am all for getting a little creative!
So naturally, I turned to EdenFantasys to find the perfect solution for my boudior boredom. EdenFantasys carries a huge selection of romance-enhancing products sure to bring some spice back into the bedroom. From mild and vanilla to totally wild, EdenFantasys has something sure to tickle everyone's fancy.
So while browsing the adult shop online, I got to work and came up with a plan. We'll call it Operation Nookie!
Here it is:
PLAN A: Set The Mood
Okay...So not all men are into hearts, flowers, and candles. But mine IS sometimes. So I thought the Bed Of Roses kit from EdenFantasys would be perfect! It includes 100 silky scented petals, 4 tea light candles, and even a sultry invitation to help set the mood and build anticipation for the events to come. Pair this up with a nice massage or maybe a bubble bath and you're in for a night of passion!
I love the sensual love products on EdenFantasys. These items are perfect for a lazy weekend afternoon while the babies are sleeping. What a wonderful way to relax together and hopefully create a spark! This kit looks so romantic, and sure to help make some wonderful memories together.
But then again, this could also go against me, depending on the hubby's particular mood on any given day...Sometimes he LIKES slow and sensual, sometimes, not so much...And if he happens to be sleepy? Forget about it! A bath and massage would surely send him off to sleepy-pie-land.
So of course, we have Plan B and Plan C!
Okay...So not all men are into hearts, flowers, and candles. But mine IS sometimes. So I thought the Bed Of Roses kit from EdenFantasys would be perfect! It includes 100 silky scented petals, 4 tea light candles, and even a sultry invitation to help set the mood and build anticipation for the events to come. Pair this up with a nice massage or maybe a bubble bath and you're in for a night of passion!
I love the sensual love products on EdenFantasys. These items are perfect for a lazy weekend afternoon while the babies are sleeping. What a wonderful way to relax together and hopefully create a spark! This kit looks so romantic, and sure to help make some wonderful memories together.
But then again, this could also go against me, depending on the hubby's particular mood on any given day...Sometimes he LIKES slow and sensual, sometimes, not so much...And if he happens to be sleepy? Forget about it! A bath and massage would surely send him off to sleepy-pie-land.
So of course, we have Plan B and Plan C!
PLAN B: Role Play
Okay, if the candles and flower petals don't work, I know I'll have to step up my game. My husband, like most men, is a very visual creature. He liked seeing me in revealing clothing, and he loves lingerie and costumes. He especially likes the whole School-Girl look for some reason. I have several little numbers to get his blood boiling, but I am always looking for more. EdenFantasys has a fantastic selection of adult costumes and sexy lingerie.
I can just imagine getting a sitter and greeting my husband in this Chamber Maid costume when he comes home from work! Maybe he'll get lucky in more ways than one, and I will make the whole French Maid experience even more authentic by actually doing some housework in it! I know he'd love to walk in to seeing his wife revamped into a sexy maid! Or maybe a referee while he watches a sports game...Or a Sexy Police Officer to "arrest" him when he's been bad....Hmm...The possibilities are truly endless!
Okay, if the candles and flower petals don't work, I know I'll have to step up my game. My husband, like most men, is a very visual creature. He liked seeing me in revealing clothing, and he loves lingerie and costumes. He especially likes the whole School-Girl look for some reason. I have several little numbers to get his blood boiling, but I am always looking for more. EdenFantasys has a fantastic selection of adult costumes and sexy lingerie.
I can just imagine getting a sitter and greeting my husband in this Chamber Maid costume when he comes home from work! Maybe he'll get lucky in more ways than one, and I will make the whole French Maid experience even more authentic by actually doing some housework in it! I know he'd love to walk in to seeing his wife revamped into a sexy maid! Or maybe a referee while he watches a sports game...Or a Sexy Police Officer to "arrest" him when he's been bad....Hmm...The possibilities are truly endless!
PLAN C: Bam-Chicky-Wow-Wow
If for whatever unforeseen reason, the above attempts to rouse my hubby's desire fail to produce results, he's either dead and I need to find a coroner, or I need to break out the Big Guns. That's right. If all else fails, and I am desperate, I will bring on the adult DVD's. I know a lot of women are opposed to adult entertainment. I however, am not. I find it can be a great turn-on when viewed with your partner and can be a welcomed addition to a healthy marital relationship. Now am I saying that it would be fine if my husband engaged in watching this ALONE and became addicted to it like so many do? Not all all. I would probably cut the crotches out of his pants if he were to do that. But viewed together as a couple, adult dvd's can be quite stimulating and can open the door to discussions about fantasies, preferences, and can even give new ideas to try in the bedroom! Erotica can be a very healthy practice, if used openly and honestly as a marital aid. Yes, I admit it. We watch dirty movies on occasion. But chances are, you do, too! Most couples do, even though it's considered a taboo to talk about it. And with EdenFantasys, you can purchase these items discreetly so none of your neighbors will have a clue.
If for whatever unforeseen reason, the above attempts to rouse my hubby's desire fail to produce results, he's either dead and I need to find a coroner, or I need to break out the Big Guns. That's right. If all else fails, and I am desperate, I will bring on the adult DVD's. I know a lot of women are opposed to adult entertainment. I however, am not. I find it can be a great turn-on when viewed with your partner and can be a welcomed addition to a healthy marital relationship. Now am I saying that it would be fine if my husband engaged in watching this ALONE and became addicted to it like so many do? Not all all. I would probably cut the crotches out of his pants if he were to do that. But viewed together as a couple, adult dvd's can be quite stimulating and can open the door to discussions about fantasies, preferences, and can even give new ideas to try in the bedroom! Erotica can be a very healthy practice, if used openly and honestly as a marital aid. Yes, I admit it. We watch dirty movies on occasion. But chances are, you do, too! Most couples do, even though it's considered a taboo to talk about it. And with EdenFantasys, you can purchase these items discreetly so none of your neighbors will have a clue.
And if for whatever reason, ALL of the above-mentioned plans in my Operation Nookie mission fail, I will need more than sex toys....I will need a marriage counselor! But with all the great ideas I got from browsing EdenFantasys, I am sure that won't be a problem at all...wink, wink!
You should check them out, too! As moms, we tend to get so wrapped up in our everyday demands, our love lives often get put on the back-burner and forgotten. Let EdenFantasys help put the fire back into the bedroom! After all, beds are meant for MORE than sleeping...At least that's what I heard before I had kids!
***Disclosure: While I am receiving a gift card for blogging about EdenFantasys, all opinions are 100% honest and have not been influenced in any way. As a matter of fact, I am a happy customer and am delighted to spread the love!***
You should check them out, too! As moms, we tend to get so wrapped up in our everyday demands, our love lives often get put on the back-burner and forgotten. Let EdenFantasys help put the fire back into the bedroom! After all, beds are meant for MORE than sleeping...At least that's what I heard before I had kids!
***Disclosure: While I am receiving a gift card for blogging about EdenFantasys, all opinions are 100% honest and have not been influenced in any way. As a matter of fact, I am a happy customer and am delighted to spread the love!***
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