OMG This Really Just Happened....

So...We just had some pretty vicious thunderstorms roll through town. Hellacious winds, loads of lightning, deafening thunder...The works. Someone, I am not naming any names here, (Cough, cough, KYLE, cough) forgot to close the umbrella on the patio table when he was done sitting on the deck. Well, the umbrella got caught in a strong gust of wind and pulled our entire table across the deck, shattering the glass in the process. And of course, I have 2 deadlines coming up quickly that involve outdoor entertaining. FML. Praying for super-fast shipping!